A very seriously funny dream that I can say its directed by a sucks director :)

So I got this dream just now.
Its about one of my 2-years-didnt-met best friend.
Well its not weird when he got into my dream since I knew him for almost 9 years(?).

Okay the story is about I went to a restaurant with my brother and mum ==
My brother met my best friend's cousin which is one of his friend. I know its kinda LOL but I have to say this.
My best friend's elder cousin brother is a friend of my sister and his younger cousin brother is my brother's friend AND he's my friend.
Its not weird since we went to the same school and knew each other SALTS((okay I know you're gonna ask me what that mean.
Back to the point.
We met them and I did not recognize my best friend ((How are you suppose to recognize your friend after 2 years did not meet hello?==
And he did not tell me that he's him and Im just ignoring him ((well.........
I'll jump the boring part. I dont know how but he gotten into my house LOL
I saw his hair with some WHITE HAIRS so I tried to touch his head. LOL I DID NOT DO THAT IN REAL LIFE okay i did that and got hit
So this is the point. In the dream his hair is kinda OLD-MEN-HAIR and that is definitely NOT HIM.
Reason one : He loves his hair just like he loves his dog((okay its just an example.
He DO NOT let anyone to touch his hair and this is a 101% CONFIRMED ((well you know I knew him for 9 years
Reason two : He loves his hair so he is SO NOT having white hairs on his head
Conclusion : HE LOVES HIS HAIR ==
Back to my dream again.
When he stood up he's same tall with me which means he's just 150cm+ -bufff-
I know this is so FAKE and I can tell you the reason.
Reason one : My bro went to the same middle school with him and he said he met my best friend and he's taller than my bro. And you know that my height and my brother's height is like a distance of HEAD ((okay my english sucks what I was trying to say is my brother has a head higher than me. if you still dont understand TRANSLATE IN TO MANDARIN
Reason two : Yes Im almost same height with him TWO YEARS AGO but he is SO NOT still short since he's a boy LOL
Back to the dream again.
I talked with him about latest news of me and him ((well thats what friends will talk about when they meet each other
and I found out he's talking very so UNNORMAL. You know why?
Me and him used to chat very rudely like every sentence will have at least one bad work like FUCK.
But in the dream he talked to me like another person talking nicely with me XD
And then I woke up when my sister came into the room == so I do not know what happened next.


Well the dream is kinda SALTS so just ignore it. Well I bet you finished it when you saw IGNORE =D
Okay who directorED this dream, please quit your DIRECTOR job and think carefully about your future.
Not disrespect but please listen to me XD


I just finished my story. So if you don't understand what am I saying just ignore it :)
I know my english sucks OKAY I DID NOT TOUCH THE KEYBOARD FOR 3 DAYS.
What Im trying to say is my english sucks so translate it to chinese is better ((my suggestion ;D

OH AND AND TOMORROW IS HIS BIRTHDAY !! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY DEAR DEAR BEST FRIEND WHAHAHA!

AND KANGIN IS COMING BACK 100DAYS LATER
LETS COUNTDOWN !!